How To
Be A Bimbo

And the number of breast-shapes can change, depending on what articles you read.

And while some shapes are more highly desired by most bimbos, and many bimbos have definitely changed the shape of their bust, there are still successful bimbos out there sporting all the different types.”

“So I’ve noticed!”

“Out of all these shapes, bimbos usually desire round, ‘bubble’ shaped breasts, and anyone blessed with this shape naturally will often have an extremely easy time transforming into a bimbo-aesthetic.

In fact, women with naturally round boobs are often labeled ‘bimbo’ at a young age, even if they’re not, and are often accused of having breasts enhancement surgery, even if they haven’t.”

“Probably because their boobs look so good people assume they ‘have to be fake.’”

“Yes, but why is that? Why, when people see wonderfully perky, round boobs, do they not simply assume nature has blessed them? Why do people assume there must have been surgical meddling?”

“Hmm. Good question. Maybe because society hasn’t taken care of their bodies and boobs much, or haven’t bothered evolving them, or passing on good genes, so it’s rare to see round ones…

…and they automatically conclude round breasts are fake? Maybe because most round breasts they’ve seen have been fake? Maybe because they’re insecure with their own boobs and want to take others down a peg?”

“All interesting ideas. I don’t really know, but I do know that round and perky is the main bimbo look here, and it’s a pretty important pillar of bimbohood.”

“You’ve mentioned ‘perky’ a few times.”

“Yes, because that’s often significantly more important than size. A huge amount of people in studies preferred a certain level of firmness and perkiness in boobs, regardless of size, and would often choose a smaller sized bust that had a firm perk to them over a larger size that was loose, sagging, or droopy. Some say this has to do with a sensitivity towards youthfulness and fertility being a priority in male DNA, but whatever the case, it may be worth setting your intentions on firm, perky breasts.”

“Hmmmm… this would probably affect my cleavage too, which is something photogs are often trying to emphasize on shoots.”

“Yes. Measure the distance from the inner-edge of one breast to the inner-edge of the other, and also the distance from one nipple to the other.

That space in-between your breasts is your ‘cleavage measurement.’ It can be wide or narrow, and most women prefer a ‘narrower’ gap.

Firmer, perkier breasts help with this.

They also give a ‘rounding’ to the upper portion of your breasts, indicating more ‘buoyancy’ and ‘youth.’ Firmness, perkiness, roundness, and cleavage are all abundantly sought after in the bimbo world of boobs.”

“Got it. Did your research say anything about nipples?”

“Oh yes, I’ve been SO looking forward to this question, thank you for that Emma.” My voice dripped with sarcasm.

“Ahem. One of the most commonly quoted things is regarding the position of the nipples. They call it the 45:55 ratio, where 45% of the boob is above the nipple, and a sizable 55% of the boob lies below the nipple, meaning that the nipples sit fairly high up on the bust.

This actually seems to hold up, but you can look at a bunch of boobs and decide for yourself. Not to mention nipple-placement horizontally has a certain ‘window’ of what’s most attractive.

They don’t have to be dead-center, but if the nipples are too far off-center towards the inside or outside of each boob, it’s generally less desirable.

Many bimbos would like to change the placement of their nipples, and depending on how deeply you believe in your body’s ability to adapt and transform to meet the vision in your head, decides how ‘possible’ that is for you.”

Emma was actually taking notes on her phone. “Anything else?”

“Some bimbos like the veiny look, others like a smooth-as-silk complexion across their bust.

Some bimbos –like the ones on breastnexus.com– have had lots of non-surgical success getting their desired bust, others, like Candy Charms or Jessy Bunny just go for surgery after surgery.

Some bimbos love the daintiness of cute, small areolas, others prefer over-sized dinner-plate versions.

Some bimbos love ghost nipples, others like their areolas to be so dark as to command all viewer attention.

Ultimately, you’ll need to figure out what look suits you best, because it’s your body, your life.”

“Thanks for all this.

So let’s say I wanted breast enlargement, how do I get it?”

“Well, let’s see if you were listening a little earlier in the conversation when we were talking about body transformation… you tell me.”

“Um, I could go the nutritionist method and eat breast-enhancing foods while cutting down on others.

If I go the LOA method, I could affirm them and vision-board them.

If I go the influencer way, I could hit the gym and do some planks to improve perkiness.

There’s probably tricks to increase hormones like estrogen, which result in bigger, firmer, perkier boobs.

Lastly, if I go the traditional bimbo route, I could save up and pay someone like Dr. Ghavami to perform surgery.”

“Well done, and…?”

“And I could also pick a blend of any or all of these and see what works best for me.”

“Spot on.

And if you really, truly dive into the breastnexus.com internet forums I mentioned earlier, you’ll find many women who’ve had success increasing their bust-size through a variety of methods.

The real question is, will you engage with these women? Will you explore their methods and success stories? Or will you just head for the scalpel ASAP and pop some silicon in there?

Neither is right or wrong, but in the west at least, instant gratification is sought out much more than other (often more elegant) methods, so it’s very interesting to me to see what people choose.

If you do opt for surgery please do your research and find the best surgeons. Please do your research and learn how to recover smoothly and properly.

Please do your research and learn best practices to avoid complications.”