Words (& Captions) Can Move Mountains (& Your Subscribers)
When you’re browsing social media, which are you more likely to click on:
- A. a feed of images with zero words next to them
- B. a feed of images with ‘bland’ average captions, or
- C. a feed of images with well-crafted, ‘fire’ captions that spark emotion in you?
For nearly everyone, the answer is the C, which means the majority of your viewers are going to respond best to great captions.
So it’s wise to become…
A persuasive person who uses words effectively.
And I’ll teach you a bit about this towards the end of the post, but let’s get right to the caption ideas, since “What are some catchy captions?” is what you really want to know, right?
Just one note: these captions alone won’t automatically make people do what you want, but they will increase the chances of people taking actions you want, such as:
- liking
- commenting
- sharing
- unlocking
- subscribing
- renewing
If you really want the captions to work for you, it’s worth reading the tips I share after the list.
Engagement OnlyFans Caption Ideas
It’s tempting to go ‘straight for the sale’ with your fans, but that’s not really how purchases happen.
A fan purchases when they’re engaged enough to become familiar with, comfortable with, and trusting of you.
‘Cold’ leads don’t buy, ‘warm’ leads sometimes buy, and ‘hot’ leads often buy.
But hot leads are fans who are truly engaged with you, people who’ve seen enough engaging content from you, and taken the time to interact with you fairly often.
These captions are aimed to ‘make’ your fans engage with you.
Teasing & Mysterious OnlyFans Caption Ideas
Fans will often engage with a flirty tease or mysterious line, here’s a few samples:
- I’ve been thinking of getting a tattoo lately…
- Guess what naughty thing I’m doing tonight…
- So… I’m going to a sex shop tomorrow.
- You can do one thing to my p*ssy, what is it?
- It’s vodka / beer / whiskey time…
- Fill in the blanks: “I ____ your c*ck, and then we ____.”
- Surprise! I’m enhancing a body part this week, so…
- I want to play Cyberpunk for such a naughty reason.
- Guess what we did after the clothes came off.
- What do you think, have I ever _____ with a _____ ?
- I’m thinking of dressing up as a certain Disney Princess. 😉
Only eleven, you say? What can I say, I’m a tease.
Personal & Revealing OnlyFans Caption Ideas
Another way to spark engagement is to reveal something vulnerable or ‘secret’ about yourself, because fans will either respond to whatever juicy tidbit you reveal, or they’ll feel encouraged and empowered to share something personal of their own.
These engagements are precious interactions that make them more comfortable with you, and move them closer to becoming a sale.
- I have a confession to make.
- My favorite song lyric lately is ____ .
- I like ____ underwear, because ____ .
- I have a ____ relationship with my parents. Can you guess why?
- Wanna know a secret? As a kid I ____ .
- Jsyk, I wanna f*ck one of my fans.
- Don’t judge me, but one illegal thing I’ve done is ___ .
- My ideal celebrity threesome is me, ___ , and ____ .
- Pssst… my guilty pleasure is _____ .
- My latest video shows something I’ve never revealed before…
- I think I have a new fetish, any ideas what it is?
Personally, I probably need to reveal more about myself. Hmm. Let’s see…
Have I mentioned I was once evicted and ran my business homeless on the cold streets of Toronto for two and a half years?
Questioning & Prompting OnlyFans Caption Ideas
Most people love being asked questions. They love having their brains engaged. Questions in TV shows keep people coming back, even months later. Questions about our crushes (or exes) keep us pondering for days. Questions about why something failed spur us to find answers.
Try using questions in ten or twenty captions and watch more people instantly engage.
- If you could cast me in a movie, who would I play?
- Am I an angel, or a devil?
- I show up to your door like this, what do you do?
- Is p*rn good or bad for society?
- Would you date an 0nlyF4ns girl? Why or why not?
- Best TV series ever made? What would you recommend I watch?
- What’s a ____ everyone should try before they die?
- What’s your favorite fruit? I love peaches because… 😉
- What’s your most taboo fantasy?
- Does boob / p*nis size matter?
- Would you help me out in this situation?
And now I have a question for you…
Are you getting value out of this giant OnlyFans caption idea list?
Directive & Instructive OnlyFans Caption Ideas
People like it when you respect their time. They like it when you make ‘next steps’ clear. They like it when you don’t make them jump through hoops trying to figure out what you want.
Often a direct, instructive call-to-action will get people to actually… act.
Audience-Growing OnlyFans Caption Ideas
- Follow me for more ____ content.
- Anyone who follows me today gets a personal DM.
- Tag a friend who likes ____ .
- Follow me now to get a vote on my next photoshoot.
- Click follow to bring more sexiness into your life.
- Want more ____ in your feed? Click follow now.
- Click follow now to get entered into a draw for my nudes!
- Wanna slide into my DMs? The first step is to follow, the second step is… 😉
- Contribute to my dreams coming true, all it takes is a follow.
- Daddy, you have the power to make me happy by just clicking ‘follow.’
- Follow me for a more… intimate connection.
The next action for you to take is to… scroll for more valuable captions.
Money-Making OnlyFans Caption Ideas
Subscriptions, pay-per-views, tips, wishlists… however you want your fans to flow dollars to you, you’ll want an effective string of words to help that happen.
- How hard can I make you? Subscribe to find out.
- You deserve to chat with the most ____ girl around, so subscribe to me now.
- Unlock my latest video to see me do something I’ve never done before.
- Want a free ____ ? Renew your subscription this month.
- Click subscribe to help me reach my dream of ___ subscribers.
- How close can you and I get? Subscribe and see!
- Want to show me how generous you are? Click subscribe!
- Want more pleasure in your life? Click subscribe now.
- Unlock my latest PPV content to see a very different side of me.
- I’ll be honest, every time you tip, I get more turned on.
- Want me to use a certain ___? Buy one from my wishlist to make that happen.
Remember, these money-makers won’t work well at all on cold, unengaged leads and fans who haven’t had enough interactions with you to be comfortable yet.
Thought-provoking & Referential OnlyFans Caption Ideas
If you can nudge a fan’s mind to new thoughts or spark within them compelling feelings… they will often engage, and even buy.
Imaginative & Descriptive OnlyFans Caption Ideas
Experiment with lines that lead your fan’s thoughts to sexy satisfaction.
- Are you hungry, daddy, wanna lick?
- I lower myself sensuously onto your…
- I love wearing this for you, because it gives you such easy access.
- Imagine me playing with my girlfriend for you in this.
- Imagine you’re laying back, smiling blissfully as I bring my mouth closer…
- Wanna be the drops of water caressing the curves of my smooth skin?
- Did you know the human body is 90% water? Now… aren’t you thirsty?
- It’s hotter when I edge you, sexy. It means you’ll cover my face with a bigger load.
- ___ feels so nasty, lover, but I keep picturing us doing it together.
- Imagine shoving your fingers into a ripe, juicy peach.
- These curves bounce like jelly for you, babe.
These captions are pretty great, right? Imagine what else lies below…
Quotes & Pop Culture OnlyFans Caption Ideas
Quotes and pop culture references can be as good or even better at triggering a fan’s feelings or imagination than the section above. Try adding some to your captions and see how your fans respond.
- “I can lick it, I can ride it while you slippin’ and slidin’ / I can do all them little tricks and keep the dick up inside it.” – Nicki Minaj
- “Shall we shag now or shag later? Yeah, baby, yeah!” – Austin Powers
- “One of the best things for a woman to hear is that she is sexy.” – Scarlett Johansson
- “You don’t know how hard it is being a woman looking the way I do.” – Jessica Rabbit
- “In one kiss, you’ll know all I haven’t said.” – Pablo Neruda
- “I want you in the worst way… your taste, scent, and feel of your skin next to mine…I want it all tonight.” – Unknown
- “Realer than anybody you had, and pretty / All of that body-ody, the ass and titties.” – Doja Cat
- “Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.” – Albert Einstein
- “Yeah, he call my Patty Cake ’cause the way that a$$ shake” – Megan Thee Stallion
- “Legs. I don’t care if they’re Greek columns or secondhand Steinways. What’s between ’em — passport to heaven.” – Frank Slade
- “I don’t need you seeing ‘Yonce on her knees / Took forty-five minutes to get all dressed up / We ain’t even gonna make it to this club / Now my mascara running, red lipstick smudged / Oh he so horny, yeah he want to f**k” – Beyonce
Enjoying your read? Let’s keep the rhythm going.
OnlyFans Caption Ideas For Specific Niches
I left specific niches until later in the list because these captions won’t apply to as many people, and are tailored for specific fetishes, body-parts, and other niches.
Hentai & Anime OnlyFans Caption Ideas
Hentai and anime are one of the most popular niches with today’s generation. I can’t explain it, but that doesn’t mean you can’t win off it. These captions will help.
- What’s the sexiest anime ever?
- Hentai, Ecchi, or Harem?
- High School DxD or Kill La Kill?
- If you could dress me up as an anime waifu, who would it be?
- Fan service in anime, good or bad?
- Yor Forager, Android 18, Mikasa Ackerman: F*ck, marry, kill?
- Do you think Hollywood hates anime?
- Would I look good dressed as 2B from Nier?
- Please take care of me, senpai?
- On a scale of 1-to-10, how kawaii?
- Bible Black: watch or skip?
Note: They call me J-Ryze, but… well… watashi-wa Jason-desu. 🙂
BDSM OnlyFans Caption Ideas
Another super-popular niche on OnlyFans, and at the risk of being TMI (too-much-informatin), one I enjoy personally.
- How can I serve you, master?
- I’ve been bad, pls spank me, daddy.
- Get on all fours and I’ll peg you.
- Take me (to your dungeon.)
- Pay tribute to your goddess, pig.
- I only want to surrender to you.
- I’m your slut, your wh*re, your slave.
- Make me obey you, sir.
- Let me worship your c*ck.
- You’re in my world. I’m your goddess and it’s only by my divine benevolence I even look your way.
- Please throat-f*ck me, sir. Use me like I’m an object.
I don’t wanna brag, but… these captions are so good, I’m getting… choked-up. 😉
Milf OnlyFans Caption Ideas
I believe this niche was ranked #4 on PornHub’s 2021 year-in-review, so here’s some captions that may help if you offer milf content.
- Stepmom is ready for you, lover.
- Cougar on the prowl.
- Hey baby, what does m.i.l.f. stand for again?
- Gimme that milf money…
- Sometimes a mature touch brings the most pleasure.
- I age like fine wine, wanna drink?
- Only a woman like me knows what you need, baby.
- Come here, step-mommy has… needs.
- It’s so taboo, so naughty, so wrong for us to be together, but I just can’t help it.
- Make my sissy-a$$ husband jealous.
- Let mama take care of you.
I respect Jennifer Coolidge, but I honestly didn’t find Stifler’s mom that hot, y’know? Maybe I’m just weird.
Lesbian OnlyFans Caption Ideas
Whether you’re more Ellen & Portia or Cara Delevingne & Leah Mason, some spicy lesbian captions can work wonders for your funds on OnlyFans.
- Lez be friends. 😉
- Only a woman knows how to please a woman.
- The only thing better than my curves… is our curves.
- I eat pussy like I smoke cigarettes… all the way to the butt.
- Who wouldn’t be a lesbian? Women are f*cking hot.
- I can’t help but enjoy the fairer sex.
- Tag a girl I should play with next.
- Are we still rug-munchers if we’re both bare?
- When we’re talking boobs, 4 > 2.
- Her lipstick looks great on me, right?
- We’re…playmates. 😉
“Your pussy is God and I love it / Gonna kiss me real hard, make me wanna it” – King Princess
Booty OnlyFans Caption Ideas
If you’ve got a booty you’re proud of, try these captions.
- Want some cake by the ocean, baby?
- My booty doesn’t do the walk of shame, she does the stride of pride.
- I want you to treasure my chest and plunder my booty. 😉
- I hear them bands, and clap my booty.
- My booty is asking for some cruel and unusual punishment.
- It’s your duty to please my booty.
- I’ve never been to Iraq, but I Baghdad azz up.
- Sure, I’ve got a treasured chest, but let’s move on to the real booty.
- Milk. It does a booty good.
- I’ve been told I’m sASSy, what do you think?
- Kim K’s great and all, but… wanna help my booty break the internet?
@cynshineonline says my butt looks like an apple… does that count?
Boobs OnlyFans Caption Ideas
If you’ve got a chest you want to emphasize in your caps, give these shot.
- Would you use my tiddies as pillows?
- Tbh, I’m born to motorboat.
- My cleavage game, savage.
- Boobs make the world go ’round.
- Want my breastesses for your breakfast?
- Why are people always staring at my chest? *giggle*
- Free the nipple, right?
- Life should be stress-free, just ha-has and tatas.
- I wonder why they call TV the boob-tube?
- Get enough fruit in your diet? Want to taste my melons?
- It’s Sunday, so here’s some cherries on top.
I love boobs.
Especially big perky ones.
No point hiding it.
That is all.
Couples OnlyFans Caption Ideas
I don’t know that many OnlyFans couples, but they’re becoming more common. These captions are aimed to give them a helping hand.
- What do you want to see him do to me next?
- Here to make hubby jealous… wanna help?
- Should we get a third to play with us?
- We love performing for you, and we hope you love it too.
- I love being his/her toy.
- Would you ever show off like this with your (potential) partner?
- If we could do any scene you wanted, what would it be?
- We hid an ‘easter egg’ in this video, comment if you find it.
- They told us to practice ‘couples yoga’, so we did this. 😉
- 1 + 1 = … us? 😉
- Which one of us would you rather be in this scene?
Some people don’t like that I honestly see myself in a ‘throuple’ … but hey, I gotta be me.
Fitness OnlyFans Caption Ideas
Working out is hard work, so hopefully these captions work for you.
- Puttin’ in work so this booty can twerk.
- Where should I squat next?
- Fun things make you sweat 😉
- Hot yoga… know what I mean?
- Do you even lift?
- Can you guess my favorite workout?
- 10x bench. 10x squats. 100x kegels.
- I’m sculpted, wanna feel?
- I’m ABS-olutely horny af.
- My leg-press broke, would you replace it? 😉
- Which do you prefer, calf-raise or d*ck-raises?
“I’m not trying to pull you / Even though I would like to / I think you are really fit / You’re fit but my gosh don’t you know it” – The Streets
Extra OnlyFans Caption Ideas
Four one-offs you may enjoy.
- I came all over my bedsheets, this huge d*ldo stretched my p*ssy so hard.
- Them girls are a snack, I’m a seven-course meal.
- Free d*ck-rating when you subscribe today!
- I’ll give you the best JOI of your life, obey my words and you’ll bust a huge nut, babe.
*Keep in mind you can spruce any of these captions up with emojis.
What Else Should I Know About Captions?
Captions are game-changers, and can boost your income significantly.
Don’t believe me?
Maybe you’ll believe copywriter Alex Cattoni:
Either way, great lines in songs have moved people for ages. Political speeches have incited votes and even riots. Brilliant copywriting has excited buyers into clicking since long before Mad Men.
What exactly is a caption?
Although captions can be quite long (an OnlyFans bio can be up to 1000 characters), a common, basic caption often acts as a one-line title of a video or teaser-line next to an image.
Why Are Captions Important?
Well, on social media it’s headlines & titles that get people to bother investing their attention in your posts.
It’s the brief, subtle captions next to your posts that nudge people towards actions you want them to take.
Captions can practically ‘make’ a certain percentage of readers, take the actions you want.
If you’ve ever forgotten to like or subscribe a youtube video, and then done so when the youtuber reminds you to half-way through the video, you’ve experienced the power of language working on you, making you act.
This is because language is a primal force.
It’s a tool that’s been used to spur people to action for centuries, and if you’re here, it’s a good sign you know that great OnlyFans captions are important and can help you.
The list above can inspire you or be a time-saving jumpstart, but ideally you actually improve your caption-writing skills a bit.
So let’s explore…
How Can I Write Good Captions?
You’ve probably written some captions already, so the next step is to make sure they’re actually effective.
One trick to do this is… don’t just carelessly blurt out whatever you feel like.
Instead, before you publish, pause to ask yourself some questions about what you write.
- How will my fans react to this caption?
- What will my fans think of this caption?
- What will my fans feel about this caption?
- What’s trending my fans mind lately?
- Will they truly find value in it, or is it mainly valuable to *me*?
If you ask these questions sincerely before you post, you’ll often catch ‘sub-par’ captions. You’ll often catch ‘bad captions.’
These questions allow you to rethink your caption and make sure they:
- A. add value to your post
- B. resonate with your tribe, and
- C. inspire the action you want taken.
An effective caption should synergize with the content. It should help viewers absorb and consume that content… better, and direct them towards things they may not have noticed or overlooked.
If you post a photo of you in a nurses outfit, make your caption riff off that:
Here’s a big dose of t*ts and p*ssy to make you feel better, daddy. Now let me take your temperature. 😉
Aim for your caption to relate to your content in every post, whether it’s just a selfie, an extreme cosplay, or anything in between.
An effective caption uses words that matter to your audience. Adding the word ‘new’, ‘hot’, ‘now’ or many other power words can work wonders.
What urges you to act more intensely?
- “Want my latest video? Then subscribe!”
- “Want my hottest video ever? Subscribe now.”
An effective caption inspires a reader to act. This can be done through tease and mystery, a direct call-to-action or instruction, or even a moving story.
What would move you to act more?
- “Pls someone buy me a Halloween costume?”
- “Yesterday I had a sexy Halloween costume, today I have a pile of ash. Who’ll be my hero by donating to my costume-repair fund?”
Final thoughts on captions.
In the end…
A caption is just a handful of words, strung together.
But those words can be so helpful in getting your followers to act.
And anyone can write one, ideally packed with purposeful value for the reader.
It doesn’t matter if you want good short Instagram captions, or hot, sexy, OnlyFans captions, the same principles apply.
So if you want to improve at writing them, you can easily, with a bit of practice.
You can make a larger percentage of your following take the actions you want, if you write some effective captions.
So I hope you give them a shot, apply your own creativity, and persist through any that fall flat.
Because your fans will be moved by the extra value, and you’ll get extra income along with that.
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