Words (& Captions) Can Move Mountains (& Your Subscribers)
When you’re browsing social media, which are you more likely to click on:
- A. a feed of images with zero words next to them
- B. a feed of images with ‘bland’ average captions, or
- C. a feed of images with well-crafted, ‘fire’ captions that spark emotion in you?
For nearly everyone, the answer is the C, which means the majority of your viewers are going to respond best to great captions.
So it’s wise to become…
A persuasive person who uses words effectively.
And I’ll teach you a bit about this towards the end of the post, but let’s get right to the caption ideas, since “What are some catchy captions?” is what you really want to know, right?
Just one note: these captions alone won’t automatically make people do what you want, but they will increase the chances of people taking actions you want, such as:
If you really want the captions to work for you, it’s worth reading the tips I share after the list.
Engagement OnlyFans Caption Ideas
It’s tempting to go ‘straight for the sale’ with your fans, but that’s not really how purchases happen.
A fan purchases when they’re engaged enough to become familiar with, comfortable with, and trusting of you.
‘Cold’ leads don’t buy, ‘warm’ leads sometimes buy, and ‘hot’ leads often buy.
But hot leads are fans who are truly engaged with you, people who’ve seen enough engaging content from you, and taken the time to interact with you fairly often.
These captions are aimed to ‘make’ your fans engage with you.
Teasing & Mysterious OnlyFans Caption Ideas
Fans will often engage with a flirty tease or mysterious line, here’s a few samples:
Only eleven, you say? What can I say, I’m a tease.
Personal & Revealing OnlyFans Caption Ideas
Another way to spark engagement is to reveal something vulnerable or ‘secret’ about yourself, because fans will either respond to whatever juicy tidbit you reveal, or they’ll feel encouraged and empowered to share something personal of their own.
These engagements are precious interactions that make them more comfortable with you, and move them closer to becoming a sale.
Personally, I probably need to reveal more about myself. Hmm. Let’s see…
Have I mentioned I was once evicted and ran my business homeless on the cold streets of Toronto for two and a half years?
Questioning & Prompting OnlyFans Caption Ideas
Most people love being asked questions. They love having their brains engaged. Questions in TV shows keep people coming back, even months later. Questions about our crushes (or exes) keep us pondering for days. Questions about why something failed spur us to find answers.
Try using questions in ten or twenty captions and watch more people instantly engage.
And now I have a question for you…
Are you getting value out of this giant OnlyFans caption idea list?
Directive & Instructive OnlyFans Caption Ideas
People like it when you respect their time. They like it when you make ‘next steps’ clear. They like it when you don’t make them jump through hoops trying to figure out what you want.
Often a direct, instructive call-to-action will get people to actually… act.
Audience-Growing OnlyFans Caption Ideas
The next action for you to take is to… scroll for more valuable captions.
Money-Making OnlyFans Caption Ideas
Subscriptions, pay-per-views, tips, wishlists… however you want your fans to flow dollars to you, you’ll want an effective string of words to help that happen.
Remember, these money-makers won’t work well at all on cold, unengaged leads and fans who haven’t had enough interactions with you to be comfortable yet.
Thought-provoking & Referential OnlyFans Caption Ideas
If you can nudge a fan’s mind to new thoughts or spark within them compelling feelings… they will often engage, and even buy.
Imaginative & Descriptive OnlyFans Caption Ideas
Experiment with lines that lead your fan’s thoughts to sexy satisfaction.
These captions are pretty great, right? Imagine what else lies below…
Quotes & Pop Culture OnlyFans Caption Ideas
Quotes and pop culture references can be as good or even better at triggering a fan’s feelings or imagination than the section above. Try adding some to your captions and see how your fans respond.
Enjoying your read? Let’s keep the rhythm going.
OnlyFans Caption Ideas For Specific Niches
I left specific niches until later in the list because these captions won’t apply to as many people, and are tailored for specific fetishes, body-parts, and other niches.
Hentai & Anime OnlyFans Caption Ideas
Hentai and anime are one of the most popular niches with today’s generation. I can’t explain it, but that doesn’t mean you can’t win off it. These captions will help.
Note: They call me J-Ryze, but… well… watashi-wa Jason-desu. 🙂
BDSM OnlyFans Caption Ideas
Another super-popular niche on OnlyFans, and at the risk of being TMI (too-much-informatin), one I enjoy personally.
I don’t wanna brag, but… these captions are so good, I’m getting… choked-up. 😉
Milf OnlyFans Caption Ideas
I believe this niche was ranked #4 on PornHub’s 2021 year-in-review, so here’s some captions that may help if you offer milf content.
I respect Jennifer Coolidge, but I honestly didn’t find Stifler’s mom that hot, y’know? Maybe I’m just weird.
Lesbian OnlyFans Caption Ideas
Whether you’re more Ellen & Portia or Cara Delevingne & Leah Mason, some spicy lesbian captions can work wonders for your funds on OnlyFans.
“Your pussy is God and I love it / Gonna kiss me real hard, make me wanna it” – King Princess
Booty OnlyFans Caption Ideas
If you’ve got a booty you’re proud of, try these captions.
@cynshineonline says my butt looks like an apple… does that count?
Boobs OnlyFans Caption Ideas
If you’ve got a chest you want to emphasize in your caps, give these shot.
I love boobs.
Especially big perky ones.
No point hiding it.
That is all.
Couples OnlyFans Caption Ideas
I don’t know that many OnlyFans couples, but they’re becoming more common. These captions are aimed to give them a helping hand.
Some people don’t like that I honestly see myself in a ‘throuple’ … but hey, I gotta be me.
Fitness OnlyFans Caption Ideas
Working out is hard work, so hopefully these captions work for you.
“I’m not trying to pull you / Even though I would like to / I think you are really fit / You’re fit but my gosh don’t you know it” – The Streets
Extra OnlyFans Caption Ideas
Four one-offs you may enjoy.
*Keep in mind you can spruce any of these captions up with emojis.
What Else Should I Know About Captions?
Captions are game-changers, and can boost your income significantly.
Don’t believe me?
Maybe you’ll believe copywriter Alex Cattoni:
Either way, great lines in songs have moved people for ages. Political speeches have incited votes and even riots. Brilliant copywriting has excited buyers into clicking since long before Mad Men.
What exactly is a caption?
Although captions can be quite long (an OnlyFans bio can be up to 1000 characters), a common, basic caption often acts as a one-line title of a video or teaser-line next to an image.
Why Are Captions Important?
Well, on social media it’s headlines & titles that get people to bother investing their attention in your posts.
It’s the brief, subtle captions next to your posts that nudge people towards actions you want them to take.
Captions can practically ‘make’ a certain percentage of readers, take the actions you want.
If you’ve ever forgotten to like or subscribe a youtube video, and then done so when the youtuber reminds you to half-way through the video, you’ve experienced the power of language working on you, making you act.
This is because language is a primal force.
It’s a tool that’s been used to spur people to action for centuries, and if you’re here, it’s a good sign you know that great OnlyFans captions are important and can help you.
The list above can inspire you or be a time-saving jumpstart, but ideally you actually improve your caption-writing skills a bit.
So let’s explore…
How Can I Write Good Captions?
You’ve probably written some captions already, so the next step is to make sure they’re actually effective.
One trick to do this is… don’t just carelessly blurt out whatever you feel like.
Instead, before you publish, pause to ask yourself some questions about what you write.
- How will my fans react to this caption?
- What will my fans think of this caption?
- What will my fans feel about this caption?
- What’s trending my fans mind lately?
- Will they truly find value in it, or is it mainly valuable to *me*?
If you ask these questions sincerely before you post, you’ll often catch ‘sub-par’ captions. You’ll often catch ‘bad captions.’
These questions allow you to rethink your caption and make sure they:
- A. add value to your post
- B. resonate with your tribe, and
- C. inspire the action you want taken.
An effective caption should synergize with the content. It should help viewers absorb and consume that content… better, and direct them towards things they may not have noticed or overlooked.
If you post a photo of you in a nurses outfit, make your caption riff off that:
Here’s a big dose of t*ts and p*ssy to make you feel better, daddy. Now let me take your temperature. 😉
Aim for your caption to relate to your content in every post, whether it’s just a selfie, an extreme cosplay, or anything in between.
An effective caption uses words that matter to your audience. Adding the word ‘new’, ‘hot’, ‘now’ or many other power words can work wonders.
What urges you to act more intensely?
- “Want my latest video? Then subscribe!”
- “Want my hottest video ever? Subscribe now.”
An effective caption inspires a reader to act. This can be done through tease and mystery, a direct call-to-action or instruction, or even a moving story.
What would move you to act more?
- “Pls someone buy me a Halloween costume?”
- “Yesterday I had a sexy Halloween costume, today I have a pile of ash. Who’ll be my hero by donating to my costume-repair fund?”
Final thoughts on captions.
In the end…
A caption is just a handful of words, strung together.
But those words can be so helpful in getting your followers to act.
And anyone can write one, ideally packed with purposeful value for the reader.
So if you want to improve at writing them, you can easily, with a bit of practice.
You can make a larger percentage of your following take the actions you want, if you write some effective captions.
So I hope you give them a shot, apply your own creativity, and persist through any that fall flat.
Because your fans will be moved by the extra value, and you’ll get extra income along with that.
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