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101 Easy OnlyFans Bio Ideas (That Gain Subscriptions!)

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How can you ensure your OnlyFans bio gains you subscribers?

You’re about to get 101 OnlyFans bio ideas, but some will be a better fit for you than others. Why? Because not all OnlyFans bio ideas are created equal.

To make sure your bio gains you subscribers, make it:

  • resonate with your tribe
  • convey authentic value
  • set their expectations
  • spur viewers to action

And all this must be accomplished in one hundred to two-hundred words, because your OnlyFans bio can hold up to 1000 characters.

(The first 160 characters are the most read by people, and the most displayed by most search engines.)

In this post you’ll get 101 bio ideas.

Each will fulfill some of the criteria above, but none will fulfill them all, because I don’t know who your tribe is, or what you’re authentic value is.

(This is why it’s better to learn how to write your own bio.)

Later, I’ll teach you how to create a great bio, but first…

Here’s the 10 best OnlyFans bio ideas of 2022:

  1. More curves than a racetrack and way more fun.
  2. What’s the perfect f*ck to you?
  3. I love playing with bad dragon toys. On camera. For you.
  4. Chokers & Stockings ‘R’ Us.
  5. Beauty with a booty (doing my duty.)
  6. I’m the Steve Jobs of blowjobs.
  7. Just here to hate-f*ck.
  8. Wanna see my secret tattoo?
  9. Guess my dirtiest fantasy and win a prize.
  10. “Elegant bitch with a ho glow / If it ain’t big, then I won’t blow.” – Nicki Minaj

And here’s all 101 OnlyFans bio ideas:

I’ve broken them down into a twelve categories: witty, flirty, clear, fetish, rhyming, quirky, obnoxious, mysterious, instructive, and quote-based. May these ideas inspire you:

Witty OnlyFans Bio Ideas

Witty - OnlyFans Bio Ideas

  1. I like my fans like I like my coffee, comforting & extra creamy.
  2. Call me a gay-mer girl.,*wink.*
  3. I may be witchy, but I’ve got hex-appeal.
  4. In case of crash, grab onto my two emergency floatation devices.
  5. More curves than a racetrack and way more fun.
  6. Wanna see my Elden Ring?
  7. Welcome to Netflixxx and chill.
  8. if ($exy) == me, then (unzip) & done;
  9. I’m like mayan chocolate: hot, thick, and delicious.
  10. Guys say they can read me like a book. I say more like a Penthouse magazine.

Now, these ideas won’t automatically gain you subscribers, they’re just ideas to give you a boost. If you want them to help you increase your subscribers, you must combine them with the bio tricks I explain later in this post.

Flirty OnlyFans Bio Ideas

  1. You know what sucks hard? Me.
  2. Honey, I’ve got a liquid for you that’s way better than bathwater.
  3. I have a kiss for you, where do you want it?
  4. Obeying you is my turn-on.
  5. Baby, what would you do if I (insert sexy act)?
  6. What’s the perfect f*ck to you?
  7. Bless me daddy, for I love sin.
  8. Daddy, what’s my best feature?
  9. Hey babe, I wanna lick your brain.
  10. Ever been with a (insert slang) like me?

Remember if you want these bio ideas to gain you subscribers, you must combine them with the bio tricks I explain later in this post.

Clear OnlyFans Bio Ideas

  1. I offer findom for sports-loving paypigs.
  2. Curves helping you come (fast and hard.)
  3. Europe’s best an*l-princess for waifu-lovers.
  4. Hidden face, exposed _____ .
  5. The most extreme fetish content on OnlyFans. Period.
  6. Full, hardcore scenes for alpha-doms.
  7. Welcome to the biggest boobs in _____ .
  8. I love playing with bad dragon toys. On camera. For you.
  9. The most flexible pixie-girl on OnlyFans.
  10. I offer the best sexting at the lowest price. See for yourself.

Fetish OnlyFans Bio Ideas

  1. Lingerie-lovers rejoice, my collection is jaw-dropping.
  2. Feet. Lots and lots of sexy, feminine foot content.
  3. OnlyFans didn’t have enough latex… until now.
  4. Enjoy my boobs, my butt, and my… bondage.
  5. Have you heard of eff and emm? FF, FFM, FMF, MMF, MFM, and more.
  6. Heart-shaped bum, heart-shaped plugs, because I heart you.
  7. Cosplay for weebs from a busty ____ .
  8. Hi, I’m ____ the throat-goat, wanna see?
  9. Daily findom for d*ckable daddies.
  10. Chokers & Stockings ‘R’ Us.

As above, these don’t ensure subscribers on their own.

Rhyming OnlyFans Bio Ideas

  1. You’re in luck, I suck and ____ .
  2. I deal in sarcasms and orgasms.
  3. I offer my bum, now gimme your come.
  4. Butt-slut who makes you nut.
  5. Sub-doll who loves to crawl.
  6. Beauty with a booty (doing my duty.)
  7. Giving you whole control of all my holes.
  8. The more you spend, the more I’m your girlfriend.
  9. Funny bunny who’ll spend your money.
  10. Food play every Friday.

(These ones are pretty fun, nearly all people respond well to rhyming.)

Quirky OnlyFans Bio Ideas

  1. 1 fish, 2 fish, my boobs? you squish.
  2. If I were a sexy tarot-card I’d be _____.
  3. My skateboard is vintage, but my wap is modern.
  4. I’m the Steve Jobs of blowjobs.
  5. Why watch Jordan Peterson when you can watch me?
  6. If I were a crypto-currency I’d be _____ .
  7. jsyk: when the world ends I’ll be the only porn left.
  8. I’m the Rick Sanchez of stripping.
  9. I love rain-blows and uni-porns.
  10. A slutty take on the law of *attraction.*

Whatever lines you write, do your best to…

Make a handful of words seduce the reader.

Because ultimately, that’s the purpose of your bio, to seduce the reader into connecting with you, your content, and your brand.

Obnoxious OnlyFans Bio Ideas

  1. Pay me. Now.
  2. Sry, I f*cked your Dad, brother, and friends already.
  3. Just here to hate-f*ck.
  4. If you’re broke, you’re blocked.
  5. I don’t respond to DMs, too many simps want me.
  6. 2 hot 4 u.
  7. You’re not good enough for this goddess.
  8. Your mom… but better.
  9. Waiting for my sugar-daddies to… die.
  10. I just want tacos.

Even being aggressive or obnoxious can be a breath of fresh air, enticing your fans, especially if they happen to be on the submissive side.

Mysterious OnlyFans Bio Ideas

Mysterious - OnlyFans Bio Ideas

  1. Wanna see my secret tattoo?
  2. Everyday I get naughtier, what will I do next?
  3. I blend boobs, intellect, and (everyday item).
  4. Giving you a masterclass on getting off.
  5. How many sexy secrets will I reveal?
  6. How fast can I make you come?
  7. The spiritual side of bimbohood.
  8. How did I fit *that* in *there?*
  9. Do you believe I want your d*ck?

Note: Combine these with the bio tricks I explain later in this post.

Instructive OnlyFans Bio Ideas

  1. Guess my dirtiest fantasy and win a prize.
  2. Susbscribe to see if I’m innie, or an outie.
  3. Keep tipping big and become my favorite.
  4. Talk to me and I’ll talk to you.
  5. Obey me and be blessed by me.
  6. Renew for 3 months and get a free calendar.
  7. Open my locked videos to see my nastiest scenes.
  8. Bring a friend here and I’ll do you both.
  9. Remember to login on Friday’s for weekly sex-games.
  10. Do what I say and you’ll be rewarded with pleasure.

These instructive lines are especially important for gaining subscribers and turning strangers into sales.

Quote-Based OnlyFans Bio Ideas

  1. “I love the D, that’s my favorite letter.” – Cupcakke
  2. “Only the united beat of sex and the heart can create ecstasy.” – Anais Nin
  3. “I’m good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I’m not the devil.” – Marilyn Monroe
  4. “I’m like the girl next door… I just have a bad streak.” – Jenna Jameson
  5. “A chupacabra… but for d*cks.” – Sasha Grey
  6. “Elegant bitch with a ho glow / If it ain’t big, then I won’t blow.” – Nicki Minaj
  7. “An*l is pretty much the sexual duct tape of the world: it fixes everything.” – Tara Sivec
  8. “Don’t save your good lingerie for dates, wear it for you.” – Dita Von Teese
  9. “When I turned 40 everyone said it is the best sex of your life.” – Kim Kardashian
  10. “You don’t have to be naked to be sexy.” – Nicole Kidman

Whew! There you have it, 101 OnlyFans bio ideas.

Using lines like these can add flair to your bio, make people curious, grab their attention, guide them towards next steps, and more.

But on their own, they’re unlikely to grow your subscribers substantially.

You might use them and still be wondering, why is my OnlyFans not making money?

And that would be unfortunate because…

I Want Your Bio To Gain Subscribers For You.

And the way to get that to happen is to apply some of the bio-writing tricks I mentioned earlier. (And don’t get me started on copywriting or creating an engaging about section for your online biz.)

So if you’re still here, I’m going to teach you some bio-writing basics that will help your OnlyFans bio start pulling in more subscribers.

Ready? Here we go.

Your OnlyFans bio must resonate with your tribe.

This is the most important trick, which is why it’s the first we’ll cover.

Can you hit a target if you can’t see it clearly? Or can’t approach it? Or can’t even describe it?

Of course not.

Well the same thing goes for hitting your target of ‘gaining subscribers.’ It’s too vague and hard to see.

Do you want children to subscribe to you? Senior citizens?

Probably not.

How about alpha-doms? Subby paypigs?

Because they’re opposite groups who need opposite approaches.

I hope you see that you need to pick a certain type of subscriber you’re aiming for.

You need to commit to a tribe and make your bio, content, and promotions resonate with them in particular. Each tribe has their own desires and uses their own language, and it’s vital that your bio respects that.

Alpha-doms may resonate with phrases like ‘daddy’ or ‘sir.’ Submissive paypigs resonate with phrases like ‘slave’ and ‘tribute.’

The point is, if you don’t commit to serving tribe with your content, then no tribe will commit dollars to you. (ie: no subscriber boost for you.)

Your OnlyFans bio has 1000 characters of room, so make sure some of the language you use in it singles out your tribe and repels anyone who’s not a fit for your brand.

Your OnlyFans bio must convey authentic value.

Porn is everywhere, and if someone just wants to ‘get off’ they can get ‘arousal value’ from almost anywhere on the internet, for free.

If you want subscribers to open their wallets for you, your authentic value must be clear upfront.

Your words should show off your assets like your lingerie does.

Because in this noisy world, if it takes more than a few seconds for a potential subscriber to recognize and connect with your authentic value, their internet ADD will cause them to bounce, and likely never come back.

So if you’re passionate about your long hair, make that show in your profile pic and mention it in your bio.

If your main value is your flexibility, make your name @flexi-lexi , mention contortionist or Twister in your bio, and make your profile photo feature your legs over your head.

Same goes for the majority of your content.

Your unique blend of features needs to be “in the face” of your potential subscribers.

Their eyes are scanning fast for key words and they’ll bounce fast unless they connect.

If you only do girl/girl, let them know. If you love doing d*ck-ratings, let them know.

If you fail this, many visitors will leave without subscribing, so make sure some language in your bio makes your authentic value clear, fast.

Your OnlyFans bio must set their expectations.

This follows from the tip above. Once your tribe knows what authentic value to expect from you, don’t stop there.

Do your best to take it further and set even more expectations.

Set expectations for how often you post.

Should subscribers expect content daily? Weekly? Monthly?

Set expectations for how often you’re available.

Are you available from nine to five every day? Are you available only when streaming? Are you available weekends? Do fans have to pay to even message you?

Set expectations for behavior.

Are fans allowed to degrade you? Will you tolerate them messaging a hundred times a day? Are their certain words that are off-limits? Do you block on first offense? Three strikes?

Don’t go overboard with a crazy list of rules, but do make important behavioral guidelines clear so your fans know what’s acceptable and so you have a document to point to when someone crosses the line.

Your OnlyFans bio must spur viewers to action.

There’s no point spending so much time to write a great bio and then neglect to direct your fans to act, because doing so leaves huge chunks of value on the table.

In our busy, distraction-filled, noisy world, most people’s minds are racing.

This means that even if they like you, and resonate with your bio, and are hungry for the value you give, they may click off your profile or close the tab before taking action.

They may head back to their ‘normal daily life’ without subscribing to you, or asking you a question, or making a comment… or anything.

But you have the power to help them stay focused.

You have the power to guide them.

Just make sure your bio has some language towards the end of it, reminding them of what some good next steps might be for them.

(You can see some examples in the ‘Instructive OnlyFans Bio Ideas’ section.)

I cover the first three things in my “How To Make Money On OnlyFans (8 Easy Steps For 2022!)” post, but if you want to see how this might all play together…

Let’s explore an example bio:

Let’s say you’re a submissive barbie on OnlyFans.

  • You choose ‘bimbo-lovers’ as your tribe.
  • Your authentic value is bondage.
  • You want your fans to expect posts three times a week, no hardcore stuff, and you enjoy DMs when they’re paid.
  • You want visitors to your profile to subscribe.

How might you use some of our 101 OnlyFans bio ideas to create a bio that unites these four things?

We take this from Flirty OnlyFans Bio Ideas:

“Daddy, what’s my best feature?”

and we tweak it to read…

“What’s my best bimbo-feature, daddy?”

We take this from Clear OnlyFans Bio Ideas:

“Curves helping you come (fast and hard.)”

and we tweak it to read…

“Bondage that helps you come (fast and hard.)”

We add our own expectations like:

– Posts every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
– Spicy submissive naked obedience (solo play only.)
– Spicy DMs welcome once you tip.’

Lastly, we take this from Instructive OnlyFans Bio Ideas:

“Subscribe to see if I’m an innie or an outie.”

and we tweak it to read…

“Subscribe to see how well I follow your instructions.”

Put it all together and we get a bio that reads:

“Hi, I’m @subbybarbie ! I offer bimbo-bondage that helps you come (fast and hard), and I’d love to know what you think my best bimbo-feature is.

  • Posts every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
  • Submissive naked obedience (solo play only.)
  • Spicy DMs welcome once you tip.

Subscribe now to see how well I follow your instructions.”


Not bad, right?

It’s snappy, clearly resonates with bimbo-lovers, makes the authentic value of bondage clear, sets expectations well, and directs the reader to next steps.

This bio is in decent shape, and has a higher chance of gaining subscribers than average, and it was mainly put together from the ideas above. (You can definitely take it further, like including links to your socials, your nationality, number of posts,t and so on.)

You can do something similar for your own bio, and if you put in real effort, (beyond just copy-and-pasting) you’ll get real results.

Either way, I hope this post has helped you, and if you really want to make money on OnlyFans…

I highly recommend my ‘masterclass’ post: “How To Make Money On OnlyFans (8 Easy Steps For 2022!)

Or if you want help with choosing an OnlyFans username, check out my post “369+ Easy OnlyFans Username Ideas (& Unique Ways To Make Your Own)“…

Or if you want OnlyFans Niche Ideas, check out this: 69+ OnlyFans Niche Ideas (& How To Pick Your Own)

And if you just want more OnlyFans support, resources, and tools, check out my post “86+ OnlyFans Support Resources: Complete List (2022 Update)

Lastly, if you want caption ideas, read: 169+ OnlyFans Caption Ideas (To Make Subscribers Do What You Want)

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